The first man tells the second man that he owns a bank. He started out as a teller, worked his way up, and is now living a successful and happy life.
The second man tells the first man that he has just created a start-up. The first man asks what the start-up does, to which the second man replies that it is a whore-house business. He explains to the first man that, at the moment, they charge $50 for oral sex and $150 for anal sex.
The first man asks, "But what about vaginal sex?"
To which the second man replies, "Well, its an early start-up, so its just me right now..."
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