Top 10 Reasons Trick or Treating's Better Than Sex
10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 mins. & go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave u candy.
6. Person giving you candy doesn't fantasize you're someone else.
5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.
4. If you wear your Batman mask, no-one thinks you're kinky.
3. Doesn't matter if kids hear u moaning & groaning.
2. Less guilt the next morning.
and the #1 reason trick or treating's better than sex...
1. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door!
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