So.. A guy walks into bar and takes a seat ....
The Barman approaches and says what are you having boss?
The Man replies .. I don't have any money pal ...
Barman says if you don't have any money you can stay here ...
The guy says ...what if i told you i have a hamster that can play the piano ....
Barman says ...listen bud .. I don't have time for your parlor tricks ...so please move along ....
Well ... the guy sitting next to the guy with the hamster says ...
if you really have a hamster that can play the piano I'll buy you a few drinks ....
without hesitation the guy reaches into his pockets and pulls out a miniature piano, then a miniature bench ....pulls out his hamster and sits him on the bench....
The bar goes silent and gathers around to check out the craziness thats happening ...
So this hamster starts fucking banging out Elton John Tunes and the bar starts cheering and going wild ....
The guy keeps his word and yells to the barman ....get this man a pint of guinness and a shot of jamison .....
this guy sits there proudly drinking his drinks with a fine proud smirk on his face ...
he finishes his drinks and the barman approaches and says, i know you have no money ....and i've seen your little parlor trick ... its time to move on pal ....
so the guy responds and says what if i told you i have a frog that can sing?
The barman laughs and says ...listen bud if you have a frog that can sing i'll buy you your next two drinks .....
without further hesitation the man reaches into his pockets pulls out his miniature piano, the miniature bench, his hamster and now a frog dressed to the nine in a full tux top hat and all .....
The bar gathers round in anticipation.....
so the hamster starts banging off these Elton John Tunes and the frog chimes in with harmony with the lyrics ....
well the crowd in the bar goes bananas with excitement, sure they've never seen anything like it ....
The barman comes forth with a fresh pint and a fresh shot ....
so the guy sitting next to the "hamster man" says .... hey buddy how much for the frog? ... guy says ...its not easy to teact a frog how to sing .... so hes not for sale ...
the other guys reaches into his pockets and pulls out a wad of hundred dollar bills and says theres about $1500 bucks here .... you can easily train another frog and you could drink here all week...
The man very hesitant ....says ahhh i don't know .... i worked really hard on that guy and hes the star of my little show ... he thinks for a minute and says sure fuck it gimme the money and the frog is yours ....
the deal goes down and the man is out of the bar in seconds flat ...
Sure the barman sees all this happen in front of him and says ... hey bud... are you fucking stupid or something ...that frog could have made you millions ... i mean fox,cnn,abc ...any television broadcaster could of made you rich ...wtf were you thinking? ...
Sure the guys laughs .... and says oh the frog .... sure the frog is worth nothing ... the hamster's a VENTRILOQUIST ....
Thank you ......
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