Hamster Jokes

Hamster Jokes

The Singing Frog


A mangy looking guy goes into a bar and orders...

A Bump in a Rug


A carpet layer had just finished a wall-to-wal...

Singing Frog


A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and or...

The hamster show


A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender ...

EMPLOYEE EVALUATIONS


I would not allow this employee to breed.
Thi...

Put-downs Galore!


Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Got int...

What a Hamster


A mangy looking guy who goes into a restaurant...

BIRTH OF A HAMSTER


I had to take my son's hamster to the vet. Her...

Top 10 Signs that You've Overdosed on The World Wide Web


10. Your opening line is: "So, what's your hom...

Hamster Trouble


My niece bought her five-year-old daughter Kay...

Top 15 Dishes Prepared with Household Pets


15. Angelfish Cake


14. Hamster and Cheese o...

Federal Employee Evaluation


1. Works well only when under constant supervi...

Not Too Bright...


Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Got into...

Animal Lover


A carpet installer was laying new living room ...

Job Performance Reviews


These are actual quotes taken from job perform...

new carpets


A family was renevating their house and was ha...

Employee of the Month


These individual quotes were reportedly taken ...

Great lines from job evaluations!


1. I would not allow this employee to breed.
...

Great lines from job evaluations!


1. I would not allow this employee to breed.
...

Children's Books?


"You Are Different and That's Bad"
"Dad's New...

How to Be Annoying


Adjust the tint on your tv so that all the peo...

How to call someone Stupid


Politically correct ways to call someone stupi...

Performance Reviews


These individual quotes were reportedly taken ...

Birth of a Hamster


Birth Of A HamsterI had to take my son's hamst...

Student Report Cards

These are real comments made by teachers on the...