A frog walks into a bank

A frog walks into a bank and approaches the teller. He could see from her name plate that her name was Patricia Whack.

"Ms Whack, I'd like borrow $30,000 to go on a holiday."

Paddy looks at the frog in disbelief, and asks his name. The frog says he is Kermit Jagger, son of Mick Jagger, and that it's OK; he knows the bank manager.

Paddy claims he will need to secure the loan with some collateral, and the frog remarks "Sure, I've got this," as he produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Paddy explains that she will have to consult with the manager. She disappears into the back office, finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger who claims to know you. He wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral," as she holds up the pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

The bank manager looks back at her and says,
"It's a knick knack, Paddy Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man was a Rolling Stone!"