Farmboy goes into town... NSFW

A young farmer's father calls him outside and tells him to take the duck into town to sell it, and learn a thing or two about life as a man.
The young man walks into town holding the duck, and gets a few streets in before a prostitute peeks her head out of a doorway and asks "Would you like me to show you a good time? "
The young man inquires "What do you mean a good time? "
The prostitute replies "Well if you pay me, I'll have sex with you"
The young man looks down and says "All I have is this duck."
She tell him "You're a cute kid, come on in. The duck is fine."
He has sex with her, and afterward, laying in bed, she says "That was incredible! I can't even ask you to pay, take your duck back"
The young man practically skips out the door, only to see a truck coming and jump out of the way at the last moment, dropping the duck in the process. The truck driver leaps out and sees the young man in the street, the duck mangled under his tires, and begins apologizing profusely, saying "Look, just take this money and we don't have to tell anybody about this, all right?", handing him 50 dollars.
The young man makes his way home, and when he arrives his father asks him " What did you learn, son?"
The young man replies "The city is great! I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and 50 bucks for a fucked up duck!"