Little Susie was mother's little helper and always set the table when company was coming for dinner.
The table was set, the visitors had arrived and everyone sat down at the table when Mother noticed that something was missing.
"Susie, you didn't put a knife and fork out for Mr. Grover," mother said.
"I didn't think he would need them, Mommy," Susie explained. "Daddy says he eats like a horse!"
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