Europe Classroom

Classroom. All European Union countries are sitting. Britain raises a hand.
-Teacher, Brussels, can I please leave?
-Do you have a note from your nation? -the teacher inquires.
-Yes, I do (Shows the note)
-Oh, I see it has been written by your grandparents, well OK, you can go.

Someone is knocking the door, the doors open and there stands Ukraine asking to come in.
Holland stands up saying ‘NO’.
-Oh well - says Ukraine while closing the door - I will try later on.

Teacher Brussels says:
-Ok, children, next week all of us are fundraising for the class to help sort the refugee crisis. Germany rises a hand and says:
-What? Is it again that everyone is meeting at mines? And why is it I have to pay the most for the fundraising.
Brussell:
-Here, everyone, look how well Germany is doing in the class. Always hands a helping hand, even when coming from a difficult family with a hard history… (looks at the back seats of the class) what about you there sitting at the back, Lithuania, Romania, Latvia… Are you going to take the example and become better students? How do you imagine your future?
Lithuania from the back, while chewing on the sunflower seeds:
- Eh.. It is fine, we can stay at someone’s from the class, like Ireland’s place.
Ireland looks up:
-Last time, you and Poland have stayed at mines, all of the silver was gone.

The door opens and Russia comes in.
Brussels:
-Oh, Russia, why did you not knock? Came in like it was your home.
-Well, we are used to it (notices one empty seat). Oh, I see Britain have left the class. I will go tell my homeys, they will be happy