A kindergartener was sitting at his desk making funny faces at
anyone that would watch.
The teacher came by and saw what he was doing and said calmly,
"Billy you had better stop doing that, your face might stick
that way."
Billy stared back just as calmly and said in reply, "I guess you
learned the hard way."
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