My neighbor has prized rabbits

He has one big fluffy In particular that cost him 10 grand. I came home today and my dog had that rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit was dead and covered in mud. I noticed my neighbor wasn't home so I grabbed the rabbit cleaned it up and placed it back in its cage. Not long after that my neighbor came home. He walks to feed the rabbits but quickly comes back clearly distraught. I casually ask him what's wrong to which he replies..."well my rabbit died this morning so I buried and some sick bastard dug him up , cleaned him and stuck him back in his cage."

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