Every day I read the bounty of /jokes, and maybe once a month I see a new one. It fills me with such joy. Also, I work with this amazing fellow who tells these 20 minute jokes, and I am almost out of return-fire ammunition.
See, I love long jokes, story jokes, and there seems to be a paucity of them around here. Not just Shaggy Dog stories, feghoots and the like, but nicely crafted slammers. I'd link some examples, but they're kind of rare on here, the long jokes don't get the upvotes and I don't tend to see them unless I'm really lucky.
So let me know your favorite! I'm on my knees.
PS - Not the Nate and lever joke, dad gummit. For the love of Zeus, not the goddamn Nate and lever.
PPS - [Longest one I've posted.](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ot3ev/an_illustrious_count_wictor_oblodowsky_agrees_to/) Just to give an idea of what I'm looking for...
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