Bob replies, "Well I think the best way to explai-"
But he gets interrupted by a rhinoceros charging into the room.
The rhino asks, "Could one of you kindly direct me to the bathroom?"
John says, "Down the hall, first door on your left."
The rhino thanks them and leaves.
Bob turns back to John and says, "Anyway, to answer your question: Red IS my favourite colour."
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