Dumb Guy Jokes..Lots of Em!

1.dumb guy: I have'nt slept all nite on the train.
Friend: Why?
Dumb guy: Got upper berth.
Friend: Why did'nt you exchange?
Dumb guy: oye, there was nobody to exchange with in the lower berth.

2. A Teacher lecturing on population -
In India, every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A dumb guy stands up - We must find & stop her!

3. Dumb guy - Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Dumb guy - If only the winner will get the cup, why are the
others running?

4. Teacher: "I killed a person." Convert this sentence into future tense.
Dumn guy: The future tense is, "You will go to jail."

5. Dumb guy gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out,
climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.
Dumb guy: "I've been promoted as branch manager."

6. Dumb guy was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes!

7. One dumb guy professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
You know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper
is leaking...

8. Dumb guy told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's raining.
Dumb guy: So what? Take an umbrella and go.

8. Dumb guy found the answer to the most difficult
question ever -
What will come first, chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever you order first will come first.

10. dum guy wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11
cr after deducting tax. Angry dum guy: "Give me 20
cr or else return my 20
Rs back.!

11. Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U
This Packet
dum guy:- why did u come so far. Instead u could
have posted it....