Teacher was asking her students to talk about their fathers and their careers one day.
"My daddy is a fireman!" Jane proudly boasted.
"Mine is a policeman, he catches bad guys!" Said Jack with pride.
It came around to Little Johnny, who looked downcast and was very quiet, very out of character for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked carefully, "And what about your daddy Little Johnny?"
"He died Miss." Little Johnny whispered.
Taken aback by this, and unsure how to proceed, the Teacher gently asked "I'm so sorry Little Johnny that's very sad, can I ask what he did before he died?"
Little Johnny paused for a moment and said,
"well, first he turned blue and then he shit on the carpet."
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