They were discussing whether a whale could swallow a human whole.
Teacher: It is physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human whole
Student: But in the bible Jonah was swallowed by a whale
Teacher: I still do not believe a whale could swallow a human whole
Student: Fine when i go to heaven il go ask Jonah myself
Teacher: And what if he went to hell?
Student: Than you ask her
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