So a young boy in China is asked a question by his teacher...

"Do you know where the Empire State Building in New York is?" The child answers, "No I don't." The teacher grows quite frantic, "You're gonna have to go to the principals for this. So, as the child is in the office the principal asks him why he is there, "I was sent by my teachers because I didn't know where the Empire State Building in New York is." The principal gets scared and says, "You need to go to court for this." So, as the kid is waiting to go in for court, a security guard approaches him, he asks, "why are you here kid?" The kid replies with, "I was sent by my teacher who sent me to the principal who sent me to you because I didn't know where the Empire State Building in New York is." The security ushers him into court quite quick and the kid meets his layer, "Why are you here?" Asks the lawyer, "I was sent by my teacher who sent me to the principal who sent me to the security guard who sent me to you because I didn't know where the Empire State Building in New York is." The layers grows quite scared and they go to the judge. The judge asks the kid, "Hey kid, why are you here?" The kid replies with, "I was sent by the teacher who sent me to the principals who sent me to the security guard who sent me to the lawyer who sent me to you because I didn't know where the Empire State Building in New York is." The judge grows angry and sentences him to jail. In jail he meets an inmate named archibald, "Why are you here?"
Says archibald. The kid replies with, "I was sent by my teacher who was sent by the principal who was sent by the security guard who was sent by the lawyer who was sent by the judge who sent me to you because I didn't know where the Empire State Building in New York is." Archibald replies with, "I can get you out of prison, go to this guy." So he goes to the guy who can get him out of prison and he says, "Why do you need to break out." The kid replies with, "I was sent by my teacher who sent me to the principal who sent me to the security guard who sent me to the lawyer who sent me to the judge who sent me to archibald who sent me to you to get me out of prison because I didn't know where the Empire State Building in New York is." the man replies with, "Alright kid, once you break out I will get you to this guy who can get you to New York." So he breaks out and goes to the guy who can get him to New York, "Why do you need to go to New York?" He asks, the kid replies with, "was sent by my teacher who sent me to the principal who sent me to the security guard who sent me to the lawyer who sent me to the judge who sent me to archibald who sent me to the man who got me out of prison who sent me to you because I didn't know where the Empire State Building in New York is." The man is shocked and says, "Come on kid! Let's get to New York!" So while the kid is in New York, an old Italian guy approaches him, "Hey kid, why are you in New York?" The kid replies with, "was sent by my teacher who sent me to the principal who sent me to the security guard who sent me to the lawyer who sent me to the judge who sent me to archibald who sent me to the man who got me out of prison who sent me to the man who sent me to New York because I didn't know where the Empire State Building in New York is." So the old man replies with, "It's right across the street." The kid looks and sees it. He proceeds to get hit by a car, lesson of the story, look both ways before crossing the road!

Edit: TL:DR A kid in China goes to jail and breaks out and goes to New York then gets hit by a car