The elderly couple took it for walks every day. One day they came to this bar which had a big sign saying... "No pets allowed," Keen to go inside, she turned to her husband and said. "What shall we do about the pet skunk?" He replied "shove it down your panties, no one will know". She yelled back at her husband "What about the smell!?" To which he replied "Well if it dies it fucking dies!".
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