When they get there they meet the devil, who tells them there's a way to get to heaven. The Devil explains that behind 3 doors are tasks that they must each complete, in whatever order they want, to go to heaven.
Door 1 is a room with 10 virgin ladies, the task is to make them all orgasm in 30 minutes.
Door 2 is a room with 3 lions, who they must punch to death.
Door 3 is a room with 2 beer kegs, that they have to finish in an hour.
The first guy, a well endowed gentleman, confidently chooses door 1 first. After 30 minutes he didn't even make one orgasm and gets sent to burn in hell.
The second guy, a former circus worker, chooses door 2 first, hoping to be able to use his skills to punch the lions to death. After 10 minutes he comes out, bleeding and saying I can't do it...he goes to hell.
The last guy, a bum who is an alcoholic, chooses to start with door 3. Not even 30 minutes he comes out smiling, drunk like a skunk but completely finished the kegs. Then he goes to door 2...at a distance you can hear roaring and moaning, louder and louder by the minute. Eventually he comes back out with a big smile on his face, and asks the devil "*burp* now where are them bitches I gotta punch to death?".
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