There was this Paki, this Greek and this Persian guy and they
wanted to have a contest, a contest for who could stay the
longest in a car with a skunk. The Next day they had the
contest. The Greek guy went in and he came out in about 3
seconds. He came out and said, "O can't take it anymore." The
Persian guy went in and came out 5 seconds later and said, "I
can't take it anymore." So the Persian guy was winning. The Paki
guy was angry and wanted to win the contest very badly. So he
said there was nothing that was gonna get him out of the car. So
he went in the car and 1 second later the skunk came out and
said, "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!"
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