Old Man's Sex Drive

An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks him to help revive
her husband's sex drive. "How about trying Viagra?" suggests the
doctor. "Not a chance," she replies. "He won't even take an
aspirin for a headache." "No problem," replies the doctor. "Drop
it into his coffee and he won't even taste it. Try it and come
back in a week to let me know how things have worked out."


A week later, the elderly woman returned to the doctor. "Well,
how did things go?" he asked. "Oh, it was terrible, just
terrible, doctor." "Really? What happened?" he asked. "Well, I
did as you suggested and slipped it in his coffee. The effect
was immediate. He jumped straight up and swept the cutlery off
the table. Then, he ripped my clothes off and made passionate
love to me on the tabletop. It was terrible."


"What was terrible?" asked the doctor. "Was the sex not so
good?" "Oh, no doctor, the sex was the best I've had in 25
years, but I'll never be able to show my face at Burger King
again."