*Let's call your buddy/coworker you're ragging on "Joe"
You - "Hey Joe, remember when we went to grab lunch the other day?"
Joe - "Oh, yea."
You to someone else - "So the other day, me and Joe were going to grab lunch and I saw a goat with its head stuck in the fence.. so I pulled over and started fucking the hell out of the goat, then I yelled "Hey Joe! You want some of this?!"And he said "Hell yea!" And ran over and stuck his head in the damn fence."
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