One fine afternoon in the early days of the Earth as God was watching over the Garden of Eden he suddenly realized that he hadn't seen Adam or Eve all day. He searched around but couldn't find either of them. After a while he finds Adam walking along by himself. God approaches Adam and asks, "Adam where have you been? I've been searching all over for you."
Adam looking rather guilty replied, "God, I'm really sorry but I've sinned. Me and Eve had sex."
"How could this happen?" God exclaimed, " I gave you explicit instructions that you and Eve were not to have sex."
"I know I know. I'm really sorry but we just couldn't resist."
"well, Adam I'm very dissapointed in the both of you," God stated angrily, "Hey where is Eve anyway?"
"She's washing off in the river," Adam says.
God, "Well shit, now all the fish are gonna smell funny!"
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