On Friday afternoon, a man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go on a fishing trip with my boss. We'll be gone a week. This is a great chance for me to work on that promotion! Would you please pack some clothes for me and set out my rod and tackle box. I’ll swing by the house to pick them up in an hour. Oh! And please pack my new blue pajamas."
The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy, but does exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend the husband comes home very tired, tan and happy. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he has had a good time.
“I did!” he says as he carries his things into the bedroom. “You wouldn’t believe all the fish we caught! Some bass, some catfish, and a few trout.”
As he tosses his suitcase onto the bed, his wife leans against the doorjamb.
"Really." She says.
“Yup,” he says. Then he glances up at her, “By the way, why didn't you pack my new blue pajamas like I asked?"
The wife crosses her arms and replies, "I did. They’re in your tackle box."
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