The Buzzards Are Coming

So a farmer's dog won't stop humping legs.

Farmer kicks him out of the house and says "Damn dog, you're going to fuck yourself to death."

Next day the farmer wakes up to find all his chickens are splayed all over the hen house.

The dog is sitting in the corner panting, clearly having just sexually violated all of the future chick-fil-a kid's meals.

Farmer yells at the dog: "Damn dog, you're going to fuck yourself to death."

Next day the farmer wakes to find all of his pigs and cows banged into oblivion.

Farmer yells at the dog: "Damn dog, you're going to fuck yourself to death."

Next day the farmer sees the dog laying on his back off in the distance on a hill. Seemingly dead.

Farmer hikes out to find his dog dead. Farmer says, "damn dog, you fucked yourself to death."

The dog opens one eye and says "shhhh, the buzzards are coming."