Death or Boogaloo? You decide.

Two men get shipwrecked to an island. Now, they venture inland to find help. They find a village in the middle of a jungle.

Instantly, the men get surrounded by a tribe of islanders.

The chief walks to the men and says, ” What do you choose, Death or Boogaloo?”

The first man thinks for a second and replies, “I choose Boogaloo”.

The chief thinks hard and breaks in to a smile and the tribe begins to chant “boogaloo, boogaloo, boogaloo”.

The chief takes the man, bends him over and fucks him up the ass.

The second man is horrified at what he has just witnessed.

The chief walks up to him and asks, “You must choose, Death or Boogaloo”?

The man thinks that he would rather die than have boogalood, so he replies, “I choose death”.

The tribe roars in ecstasy and the chief yells, “Death by boogaloo!!!”

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