1. Overtake me if you have the balls, or else tolerate being stuck behind my ass.
2. You, the one with ill thoughts, may your children live, and drink cheap country liquor when they get old.
3. The rich feed on biscuits and cake, while the drivers feed on clutch and brake.
4. Those who were in a hurry are gone. [Not a joke though]
5. What are you looking at? This is how it (this truck) would move!
6. Don't hang you will die, if you are in a hurry you will go up (heaven) soon.
7. "This is touch & go son" (you touch it and you are dead)
8. I am getting out of your way, but don't bark(blow horn)
9. My child, it is not advisable to trail a lion!
10. If you can read this, means that you have come very close to me.
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