I would like to talk about a problem with in America today, which has forced Indiana's hand with it's new legislation, that problem is ass kissing. 94.3% of all ass kissers eventually move on to sucking dick. Ass kissing is the gateway drug to becoming gay. I would like everyone to do their part in helping America by putting an end to ass kissers. So be a friend and next time your coworker starts up just stop him and knock the boss' dick out of your coworkers' mouth. America will thank you.
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