...And the bus driver says," Wow, that is one ugly ass baby you have there!"
The woman goes and sits down and is very angry, remarking to her neighbor," The bus driver is an asshole! I think I'll give him a peice of my mind!"
The neighbor tells her," Go get him! I'll hold your monkey for you!"
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