So this kid gets home from school and sadly says to his Mom ,"I got in trouble at school today". His Mother asks, "what for?", "having sex with my teacher" replies the boy. His outraged Mother starts screamjng and yelling and tells the boy to go upstairs and wait for his Father.
When the boys Father gets home she tells him "Go talk tp your son. He got in trouble today." The Dad goes upstairs and goes in the boys room and asks him what he got trouble for. The boy replies with "having sex with my teacher." The father gets a huge smile on his face and says, "Good job son! That's great! Im sooo proud of you How about I buy you a new bike?". "Awesome!", the son replies. And off to the store they go.
The next day after they had gotten the bike. The father noticed the boy hadn't ridden the bike all day. Puzzled, the father asks his son, "How come you haven't ridden your new bike today? I thought you liked it?" The boy looks at his dad abd says "I do like it dad...Its just my butt still hurts."
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