Mommy says, "what did you do on the way home from school?" The little boy says, "well, on the way home from school, I cut through the park. And I saw Daddy. He was in a car with Aunt Suzy. And he unbuttoned her shirt, and then he took her bra off, and then..."
Mommy says "hmph, let's save the rest of the story for when Daddy comes home for dinner." The little boy says,"OK Mommy."
Daddy comes home for dinner. Mommy says to the little boy "what did you do on the way home from school?"
The little boy says,"well, on the way home from school, I cut through the park. And I saw Daddy. He was in a car with Aunt Suzy. And he unbuttoned her shirt, and then he took her bra off..."
And Mommy says,"hmph, and then what happened?"
And the little boy says,"and then Daddy and Aunt Suzy started doin' the same thing that you and Uncle Roy did when Daddy was away in the Army!"
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