There’s a Timeout in His Future

“Hurry up or we'll be late!” shouts a teacher to her kindergarten class.
“What's the rush?” a tot asks coolly.
“If we're late, we'll miss your next class!” the teacher reminds him.
The kid shrugs. “If you're in such a hurry, go on without us.”
—Source: Funny in Thailand Survey

You might also enjoy

Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.