Three Italian mobsters are invited to the Don's costume party. The Don isn't your typical Don, though. He has been seeing a shrink lately, and to help his goons get in touch with their emotions he's asked them all to dress as an emotion.
Not wanting to disappoint the Don, the goons go out of their way to impress him.
The first goon shows up at the door wearing a giant pear costume. The Don says "That is quite a costume, but how does it represent an emotion?" The good replies, "See boss? I'm in dis pear!"
The Don is happy, and opens the door to greet the second good who is wearing a women's dress. "Getting in touch with your feminine side?" asks the Don. "No," says the mobster, "I'm in dis dress!"
Satisfied, the Don lets him into the party. The doorbell rings, and the third goon is standing at the door, fully nude, with his dick hanging in a bowl of custard.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!" the Don yells.
"Hey, look boss, its an emotion," says the goon.
"I'm fucking dis custard."
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