Little Timmy went to a brothel. Behind him, he dragged a dead frog on a string. He walks up to the nearest employee and says "I'd like to sleep with one of your girls today."
"Sure kid, do you have any preferences?" The employee replied.
"Yes.. I'd like to sleep with which ever girl has the most diseases."
Shocked, the employee simply says. "Alrighty, kid. Whatever you want!"
So, little Timmy runs off with his newly appointed date and does not return for quite some time.
Upon Timmy's return, the employee stops him and says "Hey, you. I have to ask; why did you want only our most diseased girl?"
"Well," Timmy starts, "Tonight, when I go home my babysitter will come over. My babysitter will touch me and she'll get the diseases. Then Daddy will come home and sleep with the babysitter and she'll get the diseases. Then, Mommy will come home and the babysitter will leave and my parents will sleep with each other, giving Mommy the diseases. Then tomorrow, when Daddy leaves for work before Mommy, the milkman will come and sleep with Mommy and he'll get the diseases.
And *that's* the fucker who ran over my frog.
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