You and the other students are in a classroom. The teacher uses the same book that no one is even sure that the book is legit. Heck, nobody even knows if the guy who wrote it is even real. The teacher, for every single day, of every single semester, uses the same book but the lesson is basically the teacher reading through the lines, trying to extract some hidden meaning behind them all.
When the other classes come together for recess, they argue about which book is right. And eventually at the end of recess, one class burns the other class at a stake.
****This is in no way to offend the religion you are in. Think of it as a joke, (that's why I posted this in the jokes subreddit.)
If I really wanted to debate about the existence of a God,
I would go to a church instead of reddit.
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.