At school one day Little Johnny's teacher announced that she was going to say a famous quote and that whoever could correctly guess the person who said that quote would be able to leave school early. Little Johnny gets all excited because he knows his history.
So the teacher asks first: "Who said 'Four score and seven years ago..'" Little Johnny immediately raises his hand.
"Yes Sarah who said that?" the teacher asks.
"Well President Abraham Lincoln said that."
"Very good Sarah. You can go home early now."
Little Johnny is annoyed but knows he will get the next one right. Then the teacher asks: "Who said 'Ask not what your country can do for you....'"
Little Johnny is almost jumping out of his seat at this point. The teacher says "Ok Barbara, who said that?"
"President John F. Kennedy said that ma'am."
"Very good Barbara. You can go home early."
Little Johnny gets so angry he yells out "I wish all you bitches would shut the hell up!!"
The teacher looks around and says "Who said that?"
Little Johnny raises his hand and says "Tiger Woods can I go home now?"
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