One day, the teacher asks Bula "What is soft, pink and gives you pleasure?"
Bula answers confidently "Pussy!" and gets slapped out of his chair.
"Watch your language! I was talking about cotton candy."
Bula, angry, asks the teacher.
"How about this. What is long and hard when you put it in your mouth and soft and sticky when you pull it out?"
Bula gets slapped once again.
"Chill, I was talking about chewing gum."
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