Church Bloopers


*Sermon Outline:


I. Delineate your fear


II. Disown your fear


III. Displace your rear


*Next Friday we will be serving hot gods for lunch.


*If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a check and drip in the collection basket.


*Nov. 11: An evening of boweling at Lincoln Country Club.


*Women's Luncheon: Each member bring a sandwich. Polly Phillips will give the medication.


*Karen's beautiful solo: "It is Well with my Solo"


*Congratulations to Tim and Rhonda on the birth of their daughter October 12 thru 17.


*If you choose to heave during the Postlude, please do so quietly.


*We are grateful for the help of those who cleaned up the grounds around the church building and the rector.


*Hymn: "I Love Thee My Ford"


*Sign-up sheet for anyone wishing to be water baptized on the table in the foyer.


*Newsletters are not being sent to absentees because of their weight.


*Helpers ape needed! Please sign up on the information sheep.


*The Advent Retreat will be held in the lover level of St. Mary's Cathedral.


*The District Duperintendent will be meeting with the church board.


*As soon as the weather clears up, the men will have a goof outing.


*Fifth Sinday is Lent.


*Thank you dead friends.


*Diana and Don request your presents at their wedding.


*Lent is that period for preparing for Holy Weed and Easter.


*Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget all His benefits.


*For the word of God is quick and powerful...piercing even to


the dividing asunder of soup and spirit.


*Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peach to men.


*Definition: Persons who are shut-in during bath weather.


*Bring one dozen coolies wrapped for Christmas.


*The lovers in the exhaust fan are not working...


*Volunteers are needed to spit up food.


*Head Deacon and Dead Deaconess


*We pray that our people will jumble themselves.

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