A sexually frustrated farmer finally had enough. He went down to his barn and grabbed his only sheep and carried it back to the house. He kicked open the door and hauled the sheep up the stairs towards his bedroom. He kicked open his bedroom door where his wife was laying in bed. He began to yell,
"I just wanted you to see the pig I've been fucking when your not around! "
The wife yelled back, "That's a sheep you idiot"
The farmer replied," Shut up bitch, I wasn't talking to you! "
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