Chicken and the horse are frolicking in the meadow. Horse gets stuck in the mud hole and says "Hey chicken, go fetch the farmer so that he can get his Mercedes over here and pull me out of this mud hole". Chicken runs to the farmhouse to inform the farmer. Farmer drives out in his Mercedes, attaches rope to the horse and pulls him out of the mud hole.
A couple days later, chicken and the horse are frolicking in the meadow. This time chicken gets stuck in the mud hole. Chicken says "Hey horse, go fetch the farmer so that he can get his Mercedes over here to pull me out of this mud hole.". Horse replies "Not gonna be necessary". Horse then stretches over the mud hole, drops down his schlong and intstucts the chicken to grab ahold. Chicken grabs the schlong and pulls herself out of the mud hole.
Question: What is the moral of this story?
Anwer: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
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