A sad farmer stares at his broken truck, and clueless cockerel, knowing he will never make it to the chicken contest he starts walking back into his house. Suddenly his son pulls up in the driveway, bringing his huge, bright yellow hummer to a stop, after he turns off the deafening music, he's explained by his father the situation. The son kindly offers his Hummer so he can get to the chicken contest. Without hesitation, the farmer jumps in the hummer, with the chicken in the back and speeds to the contest, passing every red light and cutting past every car in front of him, helping himself to the rest of his son's "Mountain Dew", and hearing the wakeboards and surfboards banging against the roof of the car.
He arrives, but only to find out that his cock has disappeared.
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