My Grandpa used to tell me this one...
So one day in the chicken coop the farmer drops off a new, young, strong rooster from the market. The new cocky rooster tells the old rooster "This is my coop now, and these are my hens!" The old rooster tells him "Fine, if you can beat me in a race around the farm, it's all yours" The young rooster thinks "I'll give him his little race but after I am kicking him out no matter what."
So the two roosters take off around the farm, at first the young rooster is in the lead but when they get to the farmer's house the old rooster bursts ahead. Then suddenly...
"BLAM" the farmer shoots the young roosters head right off.
"God Dammit! That's the third gay rooster i bought from that damn market this week!"
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