I Saw Teacher Kissing Santa ChlorineI saw teacher kissing Santa Chlorineunder the chemistree last nightThey didn't sneak me down the periodic chartto take a peekAt all the atoms reacting in their beakers;it was neat.And I saw teacher kissing Santa Chlorineunder the chemistree so brightOh what a reaction there would have beenif the principal had walked inWith teacher kissing Santa Chlorine last night.
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