Science Jokes

Science Jokes

Thrown out of the lab


Top ways to get thrown out of chemistry lab10....

Chemist's fast prayer

Chemist's fast prayer:Dear Lord, if I mix sodiu...

Dedicated geologists


Total immersion geologistsTotal immersion geol...

Thrown out of the lab


Top ways to get thrown out of chemistry lab7. ...

A geologist's song 03


The Marginal Basin Song by Chris Stillman(melo...

Chemistry song 10


We Wish You a Happy HalogenWe wish you a happy...

Chemist's last words


The last words of a chemist:13. And now the de...

Chemistry song 08


Test Tubes Bubbling(to the tune of "Chestnuts ...

Chemistry song 06


The Twelve Days of ChemistryOn the first day o...

Jokes of science 03


Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To...

The Cesium song 09


It's So Easy(Tune, It's so Easy)It's with Cesi...

Geology word plays


Several short geology plays on wordsOkay, if y...

A geologist's song 02


Sea-Floor Spreading Lament (folksong) by Brenn...

Chemist's last words


The last words of a chemist:7. In which glass...

Chemistry song 05


Deck the LabsDeck the labs with rubber tubingF...

Chemist's last words


The last words of a chemist:1. And now the ta...

Chemistry song 11


Chemistry WonderlandGases explode, are you lis...

Play on the words


"Welcome to Entropy Burgers -- may I take your...

The day of the final


It was time for the final and the student depe...

The Cesium song 05


Cesium (Burning in the Dead of Night)(Tune, Bl...

The Cesium song 13


Cesium's Strange(Tune, People are strange - Th...

Chemist's last words


The last words of a chemist:4. ... and please...

Chemistry is boring


IT'S OFFICIAL : CHEMISTRY LECTURES ARE A YAWN....

The Cesium song 04


Cesium the BeautifulOh beautiful for blue of s...