Confession Booth

A minister is sitting in the confession booth when an altar boy
comes up to him and says, "There's an emergency and we need you
right away." The minister goes up to the janitor who is standing
outside and asks him if he would listen to the confessions for
him. The janitor replies, "I'm not religious, I don't know how
to do any of that stuff." The minister says, "It's ok, just
listen to what they say and look it up in this book and tell
them what it says." The janitor agrees and sits down.


The first man comes in. "Father, I have sinned." "What have you
done?" "I have beat my child." The janitor looks it up in the
book, and says, "Three hail Marys." "Thank you father."


The next man comes in. "Father I have sinned." "What have you
done?" "I have performed Oral Sex." He looks it up. He can't
find it under oral, so he looks up sex. It's not there. He gets
nervous and says, "One minute." He walks out of the booth and
goes over to an altar boy lighting some candles. He asks the
boy, "What does the Father usually give for oral sex?" The boy
looks up at him and says, "Two candy bars and a pat on the head."