Catch the Rabbit


Catch The Rabbit The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the
CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.
The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest
and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants
throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After
three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not
exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest,
killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The
rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a
badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a
rabbit!"

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