The Poor Man Who Slept Like A Rabbit


There once was a poor man walking down the freeway when a farmer
had saw him. The poor man asked the farmer could he stay for the
night and the farmer agreed and told him he could stay in his
daughter's room. The farmer had asked the man not to touch his 3
daughters and the man said, " I will sleep like a rabbit during
the night". The next morning the poor man was on his way and the
farmer asked him how did he sleep and the poor man said he slept
like a rabbit. The farmer was so proud of his daughters that he
told another farmer about the poor man and how he slept like a
rabbit.


The other farmer said, " Goddamnit he got my daughters and me
the same way because rabbit's don't sleep, they go from hole to
hole during the night"

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