The waiter takes their order. The woman orders 3 expensive courses. The man just asks for carrots. The waiter frowns but takes his order.
Next week the same couple comes in and the same waiter takes their order. Again the woman takes an expensive 3 course dinner and the husband orders carrots once again. The waiter is a bit worried and asks the couple if he can help with his order needs. Where the woman angrily replies "IF HE CAN FUCK LIKE A RABBIT, HE CAN EAT LIKE A RABBIT!"
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