So a bear and a rabbit find a magic lamp in the woods.

The genie belonging to afforementioned lamp decides to grant each of the woodland creatures 3 wishes a piece.

The Bear goes first and says: "I wish all the other bears besides me in the world were female." And the Genie does as he ask.

The Bunny procceeds by asking for a brand new motorcycle, which appears promptly. However, the bear turns to scold his counterpart. "I don't think you're thinking big enough with these wishes. You don't come across nearly limitless powers like this every day. Anyways, I believe I was next? For my 2nd wish: I wish all the other bears besides me were attracted to me."

The rabbit is slightly frustrated by the bear's outburst, but he tries to remind himself that his buddy has the rabbit's best intrests at heart and proceeds. "Okay, I wish the tank on my new bike was always full."

Again, however, after the wish the bear chastises his friend. "I really don't think you're getting a grasp on this concept. If you had a billion dollars, I don't think you could go through that much gas if you tried. Whatever. If you wanna waste your wishes, that's your perogative. For my final wish: I wish that all other bears were attractive."

At this point the bunny looks over and says: "You know what? I wish that bear was gay," and rides away.

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