Voodoo Dildo

A woman had just recently been separated from her longtime boyfriend. After a week went by she was getting horny, so she stuck her hand down her pants and starting fapping on the couch. She tried to get off but just could not with her hand. Frustrated and unable to sleep she decided to go the the local sex shop and find a dildo. She browsed and found a medium sized dildo and figured it would work perfectly.

So she goes home and tries it out. After 20 minutes go by she is still not getting into it and is left even more frustrated. By this time it is getting late and she is unable to sleep. determined she heads back to the sex shop and finds a new dildo. She then gets the rabbit dildo.

She gets home after purchasing the rabbit and immediately tries it. She notices an improvement, but damn it is still not working for her. Desperate she heads back to the sex shop, by this time one of the employees notices that she has been in multiple times in the past 4 hours. He asks if he can help. She explains that nothing is working for her..... The employee nods and says, I think I might have something that will help you. The sex store employee says, "Voodoo dildo my hand" a dildo then shoots off the wall and starts pumping up and down in his hand. He explains to her that this is a special dildo from the south and that it has voodoo magic. All that you have to say is "Voodoo dildo" then where you want it to go. To get it to Stop you just Say Voodoo dildo stop"
She is sold! She buys it immediately. As she gets in here car she cannot wait to get home so she just busts it out in the car and decides she will have a session while she is driving.

As she is driving she says "Voodoo dildo my pussy" and immediately the dildo pops up and starts thrusting in her. She is taken back by the intensity and she begins to feel the rush of an orgasm, she soon has one and then 2 orgasm's. As she is driving she is moaning loud now as she is driving and swerving all over the road late at night, just when the bars are closing down. As she is having her third orgasm she sees Red and blue lights behind her and soon realizes she is being pulled over.

So she pulls over and she is reaching her 4th orgasm and is shaking and unable to tell the dildo to stop. The police officer approaches the window and asks the woman if she has been drinking. She mumbles in ecstasy as she is reaching her 5th orgasm shaking and she mumbles she has a voo........doooooooooooooo...... Dil......doooo caaannnn't stoooooooooooppppppppppp.

The police officer looks confused and says "Voodoo Dildo my ass lady"

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