Three shipmates are marooned on an island in the middle of the ocean. They explore the island, only to find that it is inhabited by a tribe of cannibals. The cannibals capture the three men and bring them before the chief. The men plead for their freedom, and the chief, seeing that they are desperate, makes a deal.
"Go into the jungle and bring back 10 of a fruit, and then we'll tell you what to do."
So the shipmates go separately into the jungle. The first one looks around and sees a lot of apples, so he brings back 10 apples. When he gets back, the chief says, "Ok, good job. Now stuff all of them up your asshole. If you manage it without showing any pain or emotion on your face, you're free to go. If you can't, we'll eat you."
The man obviously didn't want to die, so he obeyed. First one apple, then a second, but by the third one, he was in extreme pain. Struggling to put in the fourth one, he cried out in agony, and was promptly killed and eaten.
Around this time, the second shipmate returned with 10 blueberries. The chief explained the challenge to him, and the shipmate began. Because the blueberries were so small, he was able to get 9 in his butthole without much trouble. However, just as he was about to put the last one up his ass, he burst out laughing, and was killed and eaten.
Up in heaven, the spirits of the first two shipmates were talking. The first one asked the second, "Dude, you were so close, how come you didn't finish?"
The second replied, "I saw our friend coming out of the jungle with pineapples."
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